Seinfeld Scripts
List of episodes with online scripts.
Season 01
- S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
- S01E02 - The Stake Out
- S01E03 - The Robbery
- S01E04 - Male Unbonding
- S01E05 - The Stock Tip
Season 02
- S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
- S02E02 - The Pony Remark
- S02E03 - The Jacket
- S02E04 - The Phone Message
- S02E05 - The Apartment
- S02E06 - The Statue
- S02E07 - The Revenge
- S02E08 - The Heart Attack
- S02E09 - The Deal
- S02E10 - The Baby Shower
- S02E11 - The Chinese Restaurant
- S02E12 - The Busboy
Season 03
- S03E01 - The Note
- S03E02 - The Truth
- S03E03 - The Pen
- S03E04 - The Dog
- S03E05 - The Library
- S03E06 - The Parking Garage
- S03E07 - The Cafe
- S03E08 - The Tape
- S03E09 - The Nose Job
- S03E10 - The Stranded
- S03E11 - The Alternate Side
- S03E12 - The Red Dot
- S03E13 - The Subway
- S03E14 - The Pez Dispenser
- S03E15 - The Suicide
- S03E16 - The Fix-Up
- S03E17 - The Boyfriend (Part 1)
- S03E18 - The Boyfriend (Part 2)
- S03E19 - The Limo
- S03E20 - The Good Samaritan
- S03E21 - The Letter
- S03E22 - The Parking Space
- S03E23 - The Keys
Season 04
- S04E01 - The Trip (Part 1)
- S04E02 - The Trip (Part 2)
- S04E03 - The Pitch
- S04E04 - The Ticket
- S04E05 - The Wallet
- S04E06 - The Watch
- S04E07 - The Bubble Boy
- S04E08 - The Cheever Letters
- S04E09 - The Opera
- S04E10 - The Virgin
- S04E11 - The Contest
- S04E12 - The Airport
- S04E13 - The Pick
- S04E14 - The Movie
- S04E15 - The Visa
- S04E16 - The Shoes
- S04E17 - The Outing
- S04E18 - The Old Man
- S04E19 - The Implant
- S04E20 - The Junior Mint
- S04E21 - The Smelly Car
- S04E22 - The Handicap Spot
- S04E23 - The Pilot (Part 1)
- S04E24 - The Pilot (Part 2)
Season 05
- S05E01 - The Mango
- S05E02 - The Puffy Shirt
- S05E03 - The Glasses
- S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant
- S05E05 - The Bris
- S05E06 - The Lip Reader
- S05E07 - The Non-Fat Yogurt
- S05E08 - The Barber
- S05E09 - The Masseuse
- S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
- S05E11 - The Conversion
- S05E12 - The Stall
- S05E13 - The Dinner Party
- S05E14 - The Marine Biologist
- S05E15 - The Pie
- S05E16 - The Stand-In
- S05E17 - The Wife
- S05E18 - The Raincoats (Part 1)
- S05E19 - The Raincoats (Part 2)
- S05E20 - The Fire
- S05E21 - The Hamptons
- S05E22 - The Opposite
Season 06
- S06E01 - The Chaperone
- S06E02 - The Big Salad
- S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
- S06E04 - The Chinese Woman
- S06E05 - The Couch
- S06E06 - The Gymnast
- S06E07 - The Soup
- S06E08 - The Mom & Pop Store
- S06E09 - The Secretary
- S06E10 - The Race
- S06E11 - The Switch
- S06E12 - The Label Maker
- S06E13 - The Scofflaw
- S06E16 - The Beard
- S06E17 - The Kiss Hello
- S06E18 - The Doorman
- S06E19 - The Jimmy
- S06E20 - The Doodle
- S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry
- S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club
- S06E23 - The Face Painter
- S06E24 - The Understudy
Season 07
- S07E01 - The Engagement
- S07E02 - The Postponement
- S07E03 - The Maestro
- S07E04 - The Wink
- S07E05 - The Hot Tub
- S07E06 - The Soup Nazi
- S07E07 - The Secret Code
- S07E08 - The Pool Guy
- S07E09 - The Sponge
- S07E10 - The Gum
- S07E11 - The Rye
- S07E12 - The Caddy
- S07E13 - The Seven
- S07E14 - The Cadillac (Part 1)
- S07E15 - The Cadillac (Part 2)
- S07E16 - The Shower Head
- S07E17 - The Doll
- S07E18 - The Friars Club
- S07E19 - The Wig Master
- S07E20 - The Calzone
- S07E21 - The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
- S07E22 - The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)
- S07E23 - The Wait Out
- S07E24 - The Invitations
Season 08
- S08E01 - The Foundation
- S08E02 - The Soul Mate
- S08E03 - The Bizarro Jerry
- S08E04 - The Little Kicks
- S08E05 - The Package
- S08E06 - The Fatigues
- S08E07 - The Checks
- S08E08 - The Chicken Roaster
- S08E09 - The Abstinence
- S08E10 - The Andrea Doria
- S08E11 - The Little Jerry
- S08E12 - The Money
- S08E13 - The Comeback
- S08E14 - The Van Buren Boys
- S08E15 - The Susie
- S08E16 - The Pothole
- S08E17 - The English Patient
- S08E18 - The Nap
- S08E19 - The Yada Yada
- S08E20 - The Millennium
- S08E21 - The Muffin Tops
- S08E22 - The Summer of George
Season 09
- S09E01 - The Butter Shave
- S09E02 - The Voice
- S09E03 - The Serenity Now
- S09E04 - The Blood
- S09E05 - The Junk Mail
- S09E06 - The Merv Griffin Show
- S09E07 - The Slicer
- S09E08 - The Betrayal
- S09E09 - The Apology
- S09E10 - The Strike
- S09E11 - The Dealership
- S09E12 - The Reverse Peephole
- S09E13 - The Cartoon
- S09E14 - The Strong Box
- S09E15 - The Wizard
- S09E16 - The Burning
- S09E17 - The Bookstore
- S09E18 - The Frogger
- S09E19 - The Maid
- S09E20 - The Puerto Rican Day
- S09E23 - The Finale (Part 1)
- S09E24 - The Finale (Part 2)